JetBlue will KillYou (a story from Shooter Jennings)
JetBlue takes their policies VERY seriously. They didn’t let me board with my solid-gold/diamond crusted bullet necklace. Sent me and my crew to the gas showers but we escaped. Phew. Don’t fuck with JetBlue, they’ll kill ya! On US Air now, WAY better.
Is this the hick version of bling? I want a solid-gold/diamond bullet. Would that be to kill the Liz Taylor zombie?
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oldforesters reblogged this from tennesseewolf and added:
Is this the hick version of bling? I want a...bullet. Would that be
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jakob-dylan reblogged this from tennesseewolf and added:
@shooterjennings did they think you were going...your crotch? THe hell man.
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